This is how many umm...times, uhh, that my aaah, professor said umms & aahs in the month of February.
Please join me in congratulating Jessica Bern on winning the UMM contest!!
Jessica guessed 1,900. Pretty damn close, huh?
Jessica not only wins a $25.00 gift certificate to one of these fine stores:
Bath and Body
Barnes and Noble
but she also wins a custom Debland t-shirt!! Actually, Jessica gets one item of her choice from my new Debland CafePress store.
I am currently waiting on Jessica's acceptance speech, and will post it as soon as I get it. I'm sure this is better than any silly Oscar or Academy Award.
Bad news: The rest of you did not win. If any of you are feeling sorry for yourselves, just be glad that you weren't there and had to listen to umm...aaah...umm...uhh over and over again.
Good news: You too can own your very own Debland novelty items!
Go visit my new shop at www.cafepress.com/debland
and buy something nice for yourself. All shirts have printing on the front and the back. Yup, they'll be staring at your backside, people!
No, I am not making a profit. I had the option of marking up the items, and just said no.
That's just how I roll.
Don't I rock?
I thought so.