Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Remember this?

http://debland.blogspot.com/2008/12/onmylist-books-you-probably-shouldn-buy.html


Check out this list...

Little Golden Books That Never Made It

  • 1. You Are Different and That's Bad
  • 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
  • 3. Dad's New Wife Robert
  • 4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
  • 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
  • 6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
  • 7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
  • 8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
  • 9. All Cats Go to Hell
  • 10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
  • 11. Some Kittens Can Fly
  • 12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
  • 13. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
  • 14. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
  • 15. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
  • 16. Strangers Have the Best Candy
  • 17. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
  • 18. You Were an Accident
  • 19. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
  • 20. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
  • 21. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
  • 22. Your Nightmares Are Real
  • 23.. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
  • 24. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
  • 25. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
  • 26.. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

There is so much to say, yet I'm speechless.

4 comments:

Beth said...

Hilarious list!

Some of those titles sound kind of like real books.

Rachel said...

OMG, these are hysterical! I like:

1, 7, 13, 14, 22... My kids' fave: 17.

amelia bedelia said...

Oh my heaven....that made me laugh!

bernthis said...

You were an accident and strangers have the best candy. Priceless.