Last weekend, I had the good fortune of going outlet shopping with my 2 SIL's, and of course, my MIL.
I had no idea Coldwater Creek was so X rated...look at this hoochie mama mannequin:
I mean, really. Thinking that perhaps they had put on a fig leaf or loincloth on the front side, I decided to investigate further...
Nope. I guess when you're wearing such a hideous jacket, nothing else matters. At least they have a book about what cowboy boots you can wear with your ensemble. Naked cowgirl.