Wednesday, February 25, 2009

The real danger is here.

Worried about your job? Your depleted 401K? The safety of the U.S. economic system?

Good news...none of those things matter!!! The truth, is that we were in serious danger with orange juice.

Here is the real evil of our culture -

The new Tropicana carton.

Finance - Tropicana to Abandon Much-Maligned Juice Carton

"PepsiCo Inc.'s Tropicana Products juice division said it is dropping a new carton just six weeks after rolling out the design to great fanfare, after customers complained that they couldn't differentiate between the company's pulp-free, traditional and other types of juice."

interjection by Deb: Umm...duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How stupid are people?

Luckily, this clear and present danger has been thwarted by Pepsi.
I would love to stay and talk more about this, but I must be going. I have to write a complaint letter to Maxwell House. I can't for the life of me figure out which package of their coffee is decaf.


lisagh said...

I don't think you should make light of this. People could choke to death on pulp, you know!

Beth said...

Pulp is evil and should be printed as a warning in BOLD PRINT. That is what I think.

Coma Girl said...

It's amazing the things people will complain about. Don't complain about the ridiculously high cost of said Orange Juice...yeah, the carton is the real problem.

Megryansmom said...

Yup reading it's a skill!

The Dental Maven said...

You can't fix stupid, so you gotta fix the carton.

Anonymous said...

OMG... read people..... read!!

The Blue Ridge Gal

Manic Mom said...

Hell, I went to school in the South & I can even's numbers I have a problem with. HA HA HA