Had a fairly uneventful and borderline pleasant day. Then, MIL came over. Check out this card she brought -
Yes, I apparently am "daughter". I am simply a gratuitous quotation mark. Do I want to be daughter? Definitely not. But, I really don't like being called "daughter". As it turns out, the verse inside the card indicated that this was a card for a son and his common law wife. (By the way, we will be married for 15 years this fall. It said things like "couple", me being a "part of their son's life", etc. I don't think she realized this. That got me thinking about what kind of card I could have gotten her for the big anniversary...
Have a "happy" golden anniversary.
To a "special" lady.
Hope you enjoyed "your" hotel room.
14 comments:
How very odd- I had no idea they had cards specific for common law wives.
I "love" that card. seriously, you should submit it to the blog of unnecessary quotation marks.
Hilarious!
Her nonsense just goes on and on doesn't it? What a beotch.
Di
The Blue Ridge Gal
Totally "laughing" over here...
Oh Deb, I love you and I know your pain
Marinka stole my comment!
I was *totally going to say you should send that over to the Blog of Unnecessary Quotation Marks.
For reals.
Take a pic of the inside too!
LMFAO!! I swear Deb, That is so funny! Undoubtedly one of the funniest posts you have ever done.
Super "funny"!! It made me "crack" up! It really did.
Oh, that is SO funny!! Sort of like "son and that woman who lives in his house." She does sound like a special one. We need to hear more about her.
OMG. That's priceless. I second wanting to hear much more about your MIL.
Love it. I am always looking for ways to cheese my mother-in-law while appearing to be a devoted daughter-in-law. Must investigate use of quote marks.
Oh man - my MIL would definitely send that to me too!
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