I feel like Linus did when the Great Pumpkin never showed up. Like a kid who got coal in their stocking. Like someone who farts in public in a really, really quiet place.
I feel stupid!! Why?
I FORGOT MY BLOGGIVERSARY!
Yes, last year in the beginning of April, I decided to grace the blog world with my presence. All this year, I had plotted. I dreamt, I thought about how great my one year anniversary would be!
Apparently, me being in school, being a mom, and all of the other hats I wear have taken precedence. They have robbed me. I'm officially robbed! Oh, the humanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait! I have balloons!!!
Oh, wait, they're not blown up. They just look like deflated testes. (Not that I've ever seen deflated testes, but it is what I think they would look like. Well, hopefully they wouldn't be one red and one blue, but you know what I mean. Right? RIGHT??????)
Sigh. Happy bloggaversary. From me to you. And to your testes or other special parts you may have.
12 comments:
HaPpY BlOgGeRvErSaRy!!!! Woohoo!
Do you have a cake?
Please say you have cake.
Maybe it's because the testes, I mean balloons need to be blown up! LOL
Happy bloggerversary! There's never time like the present so if you want, you can still celebrate it. We'll celebrate right along with you. When's the party? Will drinks be served? Will there be prizes? How about chocolate??
I am all about celebrating whenever you want. We are having Easter next weekend because we are exhausted and I just have no desire to cook.
SEE! And they said you'd never last -- oh wait! that was me!
Congrats. I assume you are sending us all cake??
Don't feel bad...I forgot mine too...and I never even acknowledged it (not even late.) Oh, well. Happy Bloggerversary!! :)
Happy Blogiversary! From my ovaries to yours.
I will second kwr221:
hApPy bLoGaVeRsArY !!! Now go on, starting blowing up those testes!
Happy Blogiversary!
Oh, happy boggyversary! I'm drinking a toast for you right now.
Hey we could fill those balloons with water and celebrate another crazy Polish custom on my blog.
Happy Belated Blogaversary!
LOL at "deflated testes".
Happy Blogiversary! I think mine might be coming up, too. Thanks for the reminder, I would have totally forgetten!
HAPPY BLOGGERVERSARY!!!!!
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