Let's all just take a minute and lament the fate of Mr. Carrot.
Setting: The hot foods bar at the store.
What happened? My hypotheses...
What happened? My hypotheses...1. They were playing The Apprentice, and carrot got fired.
2. Carrot is having a identity disorder of some type.
3. Carrot got voted off the island.
4. Carrot just needs some quiet time.
5. Carrot is incarcerated on the hot plate.
6. Carrot is in a sauna.
7. Carrot has oppositional defiance disorder and won't conform.
8. Carrot desperately escaped to avoid his certain fate of ingestion, only to die a slow death of dehydration.
9. Carrot is an advertisement (i.e. sandwich board) for the carrot population.
10. Carrot is a victim of discrimination and/or bullying.
It is times like these where we must think about the carrot, and what society could have done to prevent this. Other hypotheses welcomed.
11 comments:
Carrot committed suicide
carrot bailed out
Poor poor carrot. Just couldn't take it anymore, he jumped to his death.
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Carrot got kicked to the curb.
that carrot is sayin 'abolish social classes' lol
Carrot wanted to see if the grass was greener on the other side.
It was carrot's time to go. Carrot will be reincarnated.
Carrot jumped from the frying pan into the fire -- but missed! Got trapped in the hot spot.
Can't a carrot just run a couple of minutes behind?! Shit! The damn car wouldn't start.
Obviously the little carrot is tanning himself...
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