Thursday, September 25, 2008

Stuck on myself


New lesson learned about 5 minutes ago. Never, ever, attempt to put gorilla glue on your fingers to fix your son's broken pirate flag. As of right now, my thumb, index finger, and middle finger are intertwined and stuck to one another. I tried to wash it off but to no avail.
Finger issues just seem to be my normal "thing". On my left hand, I am missing a piece of finger, and now my right hand is covered in glue. Alas, I think it is getting on my keyboard. To make matters worse, I have to go to the bathroom. Whether I like it or not, it appears my fingers will not only be squeezing the Charmin, but will probably have a bunch of it sticking to my hands.
Crap. In retrospect, I think I should have used Gorilla glue to re attach my finger chunk. The good times keep rolling around here in Debland.

4 comments:

jill jill bo bill said...

That is hilarious! I once superglued my fingers together like Mork doing Nanoo nanoo. And my friend superglued her sunglass's earpiece n and it was stuck to the side of her head for like 4 hours! Glue+women=bad.

David D. said...

Well, you know what they say. A fool and his fingers are soon parted.

dana wyzard said...

You type much better with only four working fingers.

LiteralDan said...

So have you forsaken that hand by now, or did you find a way to get it unstuck?

That stuff is made to hold boats to other boats, and stuff like that, so I'm curious to know what will dissolve it for you.

Can't hurt to have the information handy for when it comes up around here.