New lesson learned about 5 minutes ago. Never, ever, attempt to put gorilla glue on your fingers to fix your son's broken pirate flag. As of right now, my thumb, index finger, and middle finger are intertwined and stuck to one another. I tried to wash it off but to no avail.
Finger issues just seem to be my normal "thing". On my left hand, I am missing a piece of finger, and now my right hand is covered in glue. Alas, I think it is getting on my keyboard. To make matters worse, I have to go to the bathroom. Whether I like it or not, it appears my fingers will not only be squeezing the Charmin, but will probably have a bunch of it sticking to my hands.
Crap. In retrospect, I think I should have used Gorilla glue to re attach my finger chunk. The good times keep rolling around here in Debland.