Saturday, October 25, 2008

How’d you find me?

Hard to see, but here are the keywords:

1. Don't judge a book by the cover

2. cough drop in the ass

3. U should not judge a book by the cover

4.don't judge a book by it's cover

5. My birthday's on mischief night

6. cordially email closing

7.don't judge a book by the cover test

This is my most recent Blog Patrol keyword report for this week. Can you see a theme here? While most people are typing civilized phrases such as "Don't judge a book by the cover," some derelicts are Googling "cough drop in the ass." I would like to go on record as saying I have never condoned any type of activity or behavior that would involve putting a cough drop in one's ass. I did however, do this post.

In closing, I would just like to plead with my readers to never, ever, ever put a cough drop in your ass. Especially if it is one of those menthol type ones. I can only imagine how badly that would burn.

P.S. If you do happen to find yourself putting a cough drop in your ass, please report back to me so I can laugh my ass off at you share what happens. Promise me you'll tell me.


lisagh said...

Whew! Thank goodness I read this post in time. I was just about to stick a cough drop in my heinie!

MommyC said...

Put a cough drop in your ass, makes things go numb in your ass...

bernthis said...

if I'm writing you that I put a cough drop in my ass, you need to call the people with the white coats and send them to my home immediately

Cindy said...

Haha. I can't tell you how many people have found me by googling "mormon cake." And also "mother daughter dresses." Thank goodness the blogging community talked me out of the latter.

WA said...

Well, what if you had a cough drop in your mouth & it fell out while you were sleeping and then you rolled on top of it & it went into your ass? Not that it's EVER happened to me. No sir.

Deb said...

WA - I believe you, really.